This little conversation took place between Captain and I, on the 2nd day of Golf Camp last week (I had forgotten to bring sunblock the first day):
Mom: Come here boys, I need to put some sunblock on you this morning.
Captain: Okay, but could you please not put any on the back of my neck?
Mom: Why don't you want any on your neck?
Captain: So that I can be a Redneck!
Mom: WHAT!?! Why do you want to be a Redneck?!?
Captain: Well... Doesn't this world need a few more Rednecks?
I think we have been listening to our County Music Station on Pandora a little too frequently. . .